brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

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Honest Toddler on eating out.

What a terrible idea. Even if you’re bringing a bag of emergency clothes, snacks from home, an iPad, iPhone, iTouch, backup Android, markers, stickers, a 1,001 page activity book, and a stuffed bear, you will eventually regret your choice. The only thing toddlers detest more than dinner is dinner in public. There is an enormous amount of pressure to remain seated in restaurants, as well as to maintain lower than reasonable voice-decibel levels.

Plattitudes

  • <b> </b> I hate plattitudes. Not are they non commital flippant ways to deal with complex issues but they reduce complex issues into something trivial, and devalue someones feelings about it. Besides, take "If you truly wanted something you'd get it." So like, in all of time and all or space I guess no one wanted world peace bad enough. I guess, Anne Frank didn't want the rest of her life bad enough. Fuck y'all.<p>

Strange Ways To Meet Other Parents

  • Man: Are you guys connected to the wifis.
  • Me: Yes.
  • Man: I hear you're watching Frozen. Are you streaming it.
  • Me: No.
  • Man: There is a website you can watch movies still in theaters.
  • *Visions of pop up ads and random ads in the middle of things*
  • Me: Cool. Thanks.
  • Man: That looks like hd, how did you get it.
  • Me: You can buy it digitally, but my copy isn't so legal.
  • Man: How do you torrent??????
  • *wanting to back away slowly before I have to show him*
  • *his daughter distracts him*
  • *avoids eye contact at all costs forever even when his daughter tries to did joining our booth to see frozen*
  • Man: Were going to see Olaf tomorrow.
  • Me: Disneyland huh cool have fun.
  • So you need parent friends? Take out a tablet with Frozen on it. Not only will your child eat with you in semi contended peacr but if you're not me, you make friends with that shit fast.
unorthodoxkitty:

I love it when the fandoms arrive to the party.

unorthodoxkitty:

I love it when the fandoms arrive to the party.

romaaa07:

HIT ME UP I’M BORED :( http://cur.lv/54i4c 

sleazzyweasley:Well, this just happened to my sister. And I’d be there too if cancer didn’t ruin all the fun in my life.

&#8230;. I&#8217;m in the wrong city. romaaa07:

HIT ME UP I’M BORED :( http://cur.lv/54i4c 

sleazzyweasley:Well, this just happened to my sister. And I’d be there too if cancer didn’t ruin all the fun in my life.

&#8230;. I&#8217;m in the wrong city.

romaaa07:

HIT ME UP I’M BORED :( http://cur.lv/54i4c

sleazzyweasley:

Well, this just happened to my sister. And I’d be there too if cancer didn’t ruin all the fun in my life.

…. I’m in the wrong city.